急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)

1、steven:alwaysgiveshimselfagoodexcuseforskippingclass

2、(anita,kevin,ken,jason,steven,andritaarealltunghaiuniversitystudents.theyaregoodfriends.oneday,kenandjasonmeetonthewaytotheclassroom.)

3、地点：大树下

4、小公鸡望着小白鸭的背影。

5、小蟋蟀：“我是你的朋友啊，来，我把刚学会的一只曲子演奏给你听。”

6、ken:whatdoyoumean?nottoomanyandnottoofew?

7、rita:calculusisextremelydifficult.idon’tbelieveyoucanpassit.

8、rita:ithoughtyouweregoingtothelibrary.

9、steven:iwilldoanythingformygoodfriend.ofcourseiamgoingtoarguewiththeguywhogavemygoodfriendahardtime.

10、(anita,stevenandkevinaretalkingtooneanotherinfrontofaclassroom.and,anitaistryingtopreventstevenandkevinfromcuttingthenextclass.)

11、预祝你们演出成功！

12、cast

13、anita:waitaminute.wehavecalculusclasstomorrowafternoon.areyououtofyourmind?

14、小白鸭：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑鸭，把我刚从我的花园里摘的花送给它。再见。”

15、ken:youstudieduntilthreeo’clockthismorning?why?whatdidyoudoyesterdayafternoon?iknowyouwerefreefromfouro’clockonyesterday.

16、sceneiv

17、rita:hereiam.look,ididwhatipromised.iamagoodgirl,notskippingclasses.

18、小蟋蟀：“小公鸡，你为什么总叹气啊?”

19、anita:oh,iamsorrythatialmostforgotit.whattimetomorrow?

20、ken:whatarethey?

21、ken:forgod’ssake!don’tyoucareaboutnextweek’smid-termexamination?

22、anita:whatareyoutalkingabout?thisisthe5thclass.youskippedthefirstfourclassesthismorning.yesterdayyoupromisedthatyouwouldnotskipanyclass.

23、rita:youneedgoodweather

24、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》。(小品剧本)

25、anita:neverunderstandswhystudentsliketoskipclasses

26、rita:aprofessionalclassskipper

27、......

28、小公鸡：“我没有朋友，正为这事烦着呢!”

29、人物：小公鸡小白鸭小黑鸭小白兔小黑兔小白蜗牛小黑蜗牛小蟋蟀

30、rita:whydidyousayso?iknowthatwewillhavethecomputerprogramtesttomorrow.

急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)

31、anita:youareloopynowbecauseyou’veskippedtoo,toomanyclasses.

32、小公鸡：“一只两只三四只，五只六只七八只，哈哈，这么多!”

33、anita:hey,we’llhavethe“businessmanagement”classinafewminutes.whereareyougoing?don’ttellmethatyouaregoingtoarguewithjason.

34、《有朋友真好》

35、小白兔：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑兔，把我刚才我的菜园里拔的萝卜送给它。再见。”

36、scenei

37、kevin:anita,don’tbeupsetwithhim.hewillnotlistentoyou.justleavehimalone.bytheway,iamstillwaitingforyourdecision.areyoucomingwithmetotheconcerttomorrow?

38、童话故事8人表演剧本

39、kevin:twoo’clock.icannotwaittoseemyadorablesuperstar–jolin.oh,howwonderful!

40、ken:whyareyoulate?and,youjustmissedthelastclass.theteachergaveusthemaintopicsforthemid-termexamination.

41、anita:no,thisisaveryimportantclass.andyouwouldneverunderstanditwithoutlisteningtothelecture.

42、jason:believeme,iwouldliketokeepmyword.theproblemisthatihavethe“businessmanagement”testtodayandiwasupstudyingforittillthreeo’clockthismorning.thenifellasleepandwokeupatteno’clockthismorning.

43、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白蜗牛，你要去哪里?”

44、sceneiii

45、小公鸡望着小白兔的背影。

46、ken:sureifyougivemeagoodreasonwhyyoumissedtheclass.youpromisedmethatyouwouldbeinclassontimetoday.

47、anita:youalwaysliketogetinvolvedinsomeoneelse’sbusiness.you’llgetyourselfintrouble.don’tyouknowit?...

48、kevin:tomeitmakesnodifference.evenifiwereintheclassiwouldneverunderstandwhattheteacheristalkingabout.besides,wholikestolookattheoldbaldhead?

49、小白蜗牛爬过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，托着一片树叶。

50、jason:oh,shoot!ijustmissedit.wouldyoulendmeyournotessoicanmakeacopy?

51、sceneii

52、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白鸭，你要去哪里?”

53、小公鸡：“早晨好!小白兔，你要去哪里?”

54、小白蜗牛：“早晨好!小公鸡，我要去看我的朋友小黑蜗牛，把我刚找到的树叶送给它

55、kevin:well,i’mnot.yetithinkwecanjustcopythenotesfromsomeoneelse.

56、ken:maybeyouareright.whatelse?

57、十分钟左右，，时间真短，不好设置啊要不给你一个建议，你去改编一下廖一梅编剧、孟京辉导演的《恋爱的犀牛》（段奕宏、郝蕾版），就推销牙刷的那一小片段，挺搞的。

58、(aftercalculusclass,anitaisonthewaytothestbuilding.atthesametime,ritaiswalkingtothestbuildingfromthedorm.theymeetinfrontofthelaboratory.)

59、kevin:treats“skippingclasses”astheprincipleofuniversitylife

60、jason:alwayscommitshimselfnottoskipclasses

急需六人演的话剧剧本(搞笑类)

61、小公鸡：“有朋友可看，可真好!”

62、时间：早晨

63、ken:howdoyouknowthatiwillnotpass?

64、小蟋蟀飞过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，扛着一把小提琴。

65、大树下，小公鸡在捉虫子。

66、skippingclass

67、anita:youareincurable.thetestwasthismorning!

68、小白兔蹦过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，提着一篮子胡萝卜。

69、jason:well,imetoneofmyveryoldfriendsonlineandwejusttalkedtoolong…

70、ken:why?

71、ken:eagertoskipclassesbutdaresnottodoit

72、大树下，小公鸡继续在捉虫子。

73、rita:didi?wedon’thaveanyclassinthemorningbutwe’repackedintheafternoononwednesdays.

74、小白鸭走过来，眼睛笑眯眯的，捧着一束鲜花。

75、anita:ibegyourpardon?todayisthursdayandwehaveclassesthewholeday.besides,didn’tyoumeetusthismorningwhileweweregoingouttoclass?

76、ken:iwonderwhyyourcalculusprofessornevertakesattendance.yet,everytimeiskippedclass,myprofessoralwaysknewiwasabsent.ithinkiamreallyunlucky.

77、rita:nowlendmeyourears–firstofall,whetheryouskiptheclassornot,you’llneverpassthecourse.

78、rita:wellifyoutreattheclassmatesnicely,theywillhelpyousignyournameontheattendancesheet.andifyouflatteryourprofessorproperly,youmayasktheprofessortopassyou.lastly–toskiptheclassessuccessfullyyoucannotskiptoomanyclassesortoofew.

79、(kenandritaaretalkingtoeachother.theyaretalkingabouthowtoskipaclass.)

80、rita:well,you’llappreciatewhati’mgoingtotellyounow,mythreeverygoodsuggestions.

81、小公鸡不能继续捉虫子了，它在大树下来来回回地走，不停地叹气。

82、人英语话剧剧本励志：《逃课》

83、rita:beforeyouskiptheclassyoushouldtreateveryonenicely.andafterthat,youshouldtrytoflatteryourprofessor.

84、再见八人幼儿童话剧剧本《有朋友真好》话剧剧本。”

85、曲子真好听，小公鸡的眼睛也笑眯眯的了